So, Naomi Campbell has been arrested for assault. See the story here. Technically, I expect that she’s been arrested for battery, but I won’t go all lawyer on y’all.
As the title implies, I believe that she needs a slap. Sod counselling, just a slap. In Britain, it's now illegal to smack children, but I do believe it should be legal to slap adults who are really, really asking for it.
I’ve always found her completely insufferable and this doesn’t surprise me one bit. I completely fail to understand how anybody who consistently behaves so badly without actually doing anything interesting to balance it can attract the admiration of absolutely anybody. Am I the only person who thinks that she’s dense and spoilt? Sure, shooting to fame age 15 must be quite tough (especially for somebody clearly below average intelligence) but she sure as shit has enough money to buy counselling to deal with it. To be fair, it's alleged that it was her counsellor who she hit, so perhaps that won't work. Personally, I think she should be kept in a cage, away from the rest of us.
Diana Ross, amusingly, was arrested at Heathrow a few years ago for battering a security woman. She defended herself by saying she was a “diva”. Silly bint. I faintly forgive her though because she’s made some nice hummable tunes over the years. In
And while we’re at it, what do we think of Heather Mills-McCartney? I’ll leave that for another blog, I think. Let's just say that I'm going to take a bit of convincing that she's telling the truth.
2 comments:
well as Naomi is from Streatham... do you really expect more?
As for Heather Mills... Sue would blame her lying ways on her being from Northumberland! Actually my boyfriend is from Northumberland and hey he used to be a compulsive liar too, may be Sue is right after all?!
As for Sir Paul... he's a scouser, so I am out on that one, anyone who knows me knows what I think about that breed of Brit. I'll give him the fact he can right a tune or two, but as for being a scouser hmmm...
Have you all nothing better to be talking about. For the love of God HMQ has hurt her back and all you can talk about is some cheap tart giving someone a good bitch slap. As for Heather Mills now I'd pay money to see her and Naomi belt it out in a room. I only wish we could go back to the good old days when Thora Hird ruled the wireless and going cottaging for the weekend meant something completely different. Bless, is that the time. I must go put a whites wash on.
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